Ah, Tradition

Here in the good ol' U-S-of-A there seems to be a tradition of lathering up your young child's hair, styling it as embarrassingly as possible, then taking pictures. These pictures are judiciously saved for future use -- in other words, for showing to your child's hot saturday night date when he or she is a teenager. It is difficult for a guy to make a move on a girl when she keeps laughing hysterically at him.