Several NPR stations air Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving every year. I could not find airings on our local NPR, but you can get live streaming of the alternate version (also by Arlo, 1996) from WNKU (Northern Kentucky University) tonight at 9pm.
He shoots... he scores! Check out this chart from the FEMA website explaining how they handle a disaster. Notice where it leads them back to? OK I admit, they probably didn't mean it that way -- but wow, that one slipped by the Common Sense Editor's Desk... Oh Jon, you give us so much of the funny, how can we ever thank you?