A Fresh Approach to Rabid Ranting

The fact that I have not updated my blog in, oh, about a month, is mighty embarassing. So, I thought to myself, "Self!" I said, "You ought to take a different approach to this blogging thing.". Of course, I wondered what I was trying to tell myself.

Then I had an epiphany. Or an error in judgment, it will remain to be seen. When I responded to an email that my Father sent concerning the differences in the way men and women go about the daily ritual of showering, I was inspired to write my own account of showering mayhem in my household.

Apparently, it was funny. I have been told that I should "write a book", but that takes too much effort. Not to mention the fact that I don't believe this to be good advice, necessarily. I think I'll blog my (alleged) funnies instead.

You have been warned. I will do my best to keep them as clean as possible, and I can't promise to offend nobody, because there is always some lame moron out there with nothing better to do than be offended. 'Nuff said!